You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.– Eminem
You only have one life to do whatever you want with. In 1OO years nobody will remember the stupid mistakes you made, So make a fool of yourself while you still have the chance because if you spend all your life trying to be the coolest kid around you will never be happy with yourself.
I’ve made mistakes in my life. I’ve let people take advantage of me,...
and this is a tribute to all the women of the world who have spent a part, big or small, of their girlhood intensely loving an asshole or complete mororn
I’m delicate, treat me with care.
Scary Movie 1 :)
Shorty: Yo' mother!
Brenda: You my brother. It's yo' mother too, jackass!
Shorty: Oh, yeah. Well, then your fatha's stupid! hehehehe
Brenda: Shorty, if you take your behind to class once in a while you would learn.
Shorty: I do be goin to class.
Brenda: Lunch is not a class, shorty
Shorty: It is if you got the munchies!
Scary Movie 3 :)
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here and start livin' down here?
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here and start livin' over there?
CJ: Shit man, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: What for?
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: Na man, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat? and if a rat goes in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
George: Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...
Scary Movie 3 :)
Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
CJ: Now how the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would been redundant.
CJ: Noway, cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
CJ: Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Its like this, You have the nicest jeans, or the cutest purse, or say the newest thing so that it catches on. You have to be skinny, you have to buy this, wear this, say that, be on his side, her side, be neutral, have white teeth, have straight teeth, your hair can’t be frizzy and you can’t wear that because it just doesn’t ‘work’ anymore. You have to go parties, be...
It’s the unexpected that changes our lives.
Risk everything. Regret nothing.
You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still attention seeking. You let someone in, you’re easy. You...
Everything happens for a reason. — Marilyn Monroe
Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the...
“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect, and I don’t live to be, but before you start pointing fingers… make sure you hands are clean!” — Bob Marley
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...
In life we do things. Some we Wish we have never done. Some we Wish we could replay a million times in our heads. But they all make us who we are, And in the end they shape Every detail about us. If we were to reverse any of them we wouldn’t be the person we are. So just Live, Make mistakes, Have wonderful memories, But never ever second guess who you are, Where you have been, And most importantly...